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Falls Township, PA — Local authorities reported “minor confusion and a strong smell of Monster Energy” after roughly two dozen people assembled behind an abandoned strip mall late Friday night wearing identical Catacomb Collective “Vlad the Impaler Fan Club” shirts. According to witnesses, the group arrived carrying wooden stakes, folding chairs, and bluetooth speakers blasting Gregorian chant remixes. Several attendees reportedly impaled empty Monster cans onto sharpened do

You know how every brand screams about being different? Yeah, we’re tired of it too. Every week there’s another “collective,” another “movement,” another streetwear company telling you they’re breaking the mold, while all printing on the same blanks, slapping on the same fonts, and pretending it’s rebellion. Catacomb Collective isn’t saying we’re different. We’re saying we’re real. We started this because everything else felt fake — the clothes, the people, the hype. Every dr